I most certainly did NOT, twitter

I most certainly did NOT, twitter

someday our future children will find these pictures and be embarrassed that we’re related to them

Kthanks

my husband is so absolutely adorable. I don’t think I can say that enough

I like to buttfuck fine ladies. will I chokehold a bitch? yeah maybe

kenny powers

mallorysclothes:

Season 1, Episode 16 (2.9.1983)

I was named after Mallory Keaton so obviously this is relevant to my interests.

:(

sparrowgirl:

littlefooted:

This just made my morning.

yay yay yay!


I don’t know anyone who enjoys fevers and mirrors as much as I do, so this excites me like nothing else

sparrowgirl:

littlefooted:

This just made my morning.

yay yay yay!

I don’t know anyone who enjoys fevers and mirrors as much as I do, so this excites me like nothing else

(via fuckyeahbadbooks)

deborah lippmann “happy birthday”, which I need in my life immediately

deborah lippmann “happy birthday”, which I need in my life immediately

Holmes and Rahe stress scale (via Wikipedia)


I scored over 500 for the last year and I’m completely shocked by that. it makes it sound like I should be dead or something when honestly… it hasn’t been all that bad?

life is good