December 2010
3 posts
October 2010
2 posts
my husband is so absolutely adorable. I don’t think I can say that enough
“I like to buttfuck fine ladies. will I chokehold a bitch? yeah maybe”
– kenny powers
September 2010
4 posts
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August 2010
4 posts
Holmes and Rahe stress scale (via Wikipedia)
I scored over 500 for the last year and I’m completely shocked by that. it makes it sound like I should be dead or something when honestly… it hasn’t been all that bad? life is good
hank’s ringtone on breaking bad = my new...
June 2010
6 posts
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=4451... →
found while cleaning out my firefox bookmarks. a worthwhile article about life with depression
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death →
from my vast array of bookmarks. I love this
May 2010
5 posts
1 tag
What do you miss most about Milwaukee?
(a list, not in order)
1. the marquette interchange
2. the different neighborhoods
3. crotchety midwesterners
4. dirty hippie liberals
5. and my friends, of course
Ask me anything
1 tag
are you afraid of getting older?
absolutely not. I think the scariest parts of growing up are behind me? and I’m getting used to weird shit happening to me so I’m not too afraid of things anymore
Ask me anything
1 tag
What's your biggest fear?
watching people lose control of their bodies (especially people I know). like sleepwalking, or having a seizure, or throwing up, or being so drunk/drugged that they’re not the same person anymore. it’s hard to describe. I’m also not afraid of these things happening to me, just to other people, if that makes sense
Ask me anything
http://www.formspring.me/mallorylavonne →
ready go
April 2010
4 posts
“mommy I want to wear my jelly shoes toooooo”
– little girl in the grocery store, who saw my interesting footwear as I walked past her in the crackers/ jello/ shelf-stable milk aisle
6 months ago I got married.
in the last 6 months my husband and I have been to 10 states and at least 3 countries. we had 3 round trip flights, a cruise on a huge ship, and a road trip from milwaukee, wi to raleigh, nc with a rental truck and all our belongings. we both got fired on the same day and both found new jobs within days of each other. we have lived in 2 apartments and 2 houses, broken...
March 2010
12 posts
“you see a lot of them on capital boulevard, predominantly doing fucking wheelies”
– my husband, who sometimes misplaces commas
foods I crave most often:
1. cream cheese
2. gummy bears*
3. any type of bread + butter
4. chocolate
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*must be hard** and/or slightly stale
**that’s what she said
February 2010
18 posts
miniature tigers “the wolf”
this is...
anathallo “the river”
I used to...
pretty sure I’ve left the house about 7 times in the 3 weeks that I’ve lived here
brooke:
why do you have a stoplight?
josh:
I received it as payment
dr. dog “shadow people”
this album is...
lady on ghost hunting tv show:
what did you die from?
my husband:
(whispering) ...crabs
